After the catastrophic explosion of a Space X rocket, where a concussive fireball reached upwards of 3,500 degrees, Elon Musk deemed the project a success!
Another scheduled rocket demolition went off without a hitch and rocket 72 was obliterated out of existence, just as planned. “With rocket 72 out of the way, we can move on to rocket 73. This is the revolutionary rocket I’ve been waiting to build! This one won’t have fuel gushing out and pooling around the ignition pad.” Musk was quoted as he excitedly addressed his never wavering shareholders and board members in a ketamine fueled rant that left Musk dealing with what seemed to be an unending standing ovation.
Elon Musk at his 50th birthday party
The cost, some figures range from $90-150 million, was a small price to pay to rid the earth of that pesky rocket 72. Congrats to you, Mr. Musk, and we wish you continued success!